Boxes Competition?!
...I thought you said..oh, never mind. Can anyone help me get these gloves off?
Poor Old Willy. He has taken a hammering over the years, bouncing around in that old jeep. His nerves are shot, he has gone a bit deaf and he's developed a stoop.
All he really wants for Christmas is a new ride - one with a roof. Maybe a Pajero, or a Defender...even a 2CV! I have a mind to treat him to some new overalls and give him a hand with some tools for the workshop.
Merry Christmas!